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{Lamblake Heinz}

Lamblake Heinz is a reclusive horror novelist born in a tent on the Gower Penisular sometime in the 1960s. Known primarily for his standalone novels such as 'Not all zombies eat meat' - 'Krankefein's Younger Brother went to school with me' - 'Rat on a hot tin hoof' - 'The quiet of the sheep' he also has written a trilogy of five books which have yet to see light of day as they are only readable in the dark <- his own description.

Heinz is also famous for his eccentricity and aversion to prunes. No pictures are available at this time but a hasty sketch was once made by an anonymous Welsh absurdist writer who has declined publishing the graphic at this time. However, a collection is being put together for the purchase of this drawing and hopefully once enough funds have been raised the image will be uploaded to this page.

Update: Rhys Hughes (Welsh absurdist novel writer and tight-rope juggler) has discovered a rare photograph of Lamblake Heinz which can be found on his blog - The Spoons That Are My Ears Lamblake Heinz

Further update: The anthology 'The Grin of the Doll Who Ate his Mother's Face in the Dark and Other Dreadful Tales' has escaped. Anyone seeing this out and about is advised not to stroke/cajole/spit on or otherwise antagonise said volume as it tends to bite.