User:Lameassjew101

=Natt Bribe Acceptance Guidelines=

General guidelines for waiving charges in the following felony's:


 * Parking ticket - £5
 * Speeding ticket - £10
 * Hit & run - £50 if its somebody nobody cares about like a hobo or something; £100 for all others
 * Robbery - £50
 * Armed robbery - £60 but if you shoot me punk yaw ass is gonna jail
 * Manslaughter - £50 accidents happen can't be too harsh
 * Murder - £250 for evil people; £500 for non-evil; £5,000 if the jews crucify another messiah (they can afford it right)
 * Murder of mother in-law - we can all sympathise, £50