User:Lances Crappy Channel

Lances Crappy Channel is a gift from the gods. A true messiah. He is a young lad who has already ruined his life by making various minion vlogs including minion bob and minion Kevin with Bob's drunken mom. Bob goes on many adventures with Kevin in his hit series Bob Vlogs. Sometimes he will take shrooms and go on a trip, others he just goes on trips. He has done numerous collabs with famous creators who are also known racists and confederates including the former Will Plazz and the unnamed Tyler C, Lance has been known to stalk numerous kindergartens and daycares, he claims to have been there at the ritual to bring satan Obama with the honey buns cultists, he has been to neo-nazi conventions and is a neo-nazi. Don't even forget about Super Science Fun. This is a one of a kind series with some retarded scientist that couldn't make it big, so they burn everyone else labs since they failed at becoming a scientist. Lance has also done a "Series" about the dab and 3 am challenge thinking he is funny. He wears his iconic sunglasses and hat indoors. Lance's "friends" have had mysterious outcomes happen to them, 3 of them have died and many have quit, Will Plazz was once a glorious, shining, beautiful, and lovely god, but now he has turned into a hideous bridge troll/goblin in his current state(His youtube carer), blue64 live was honored by the Mario odyssey community. Marty has been reported to help lance stalk small children and kidnap them. Lance did a video that is a ripoff of a movie. In this film, he shows how his "friends" do in life after school. One of his "friends" says " I like em big and chunky" while remembering his love life that never happened. Many of his "friends" have gone on to be failures along with Lance and Bob.