User:Landon Wynar

A mammal born to the planet earth in the 20th century. White male. [is] awesome. Is extremly attractive and super sexy. [is] talented in every aspect of life. Giggity.

Landon Wynar was born in the center of the earth some time during the formal collapse of the soviet union. although many conspiracy theories place him as the cause of the collapse of the USSR, they are wrong as evidence clearly points to Hitler.

Landon's early life was as a barbarian hunter on the planet Rossnazts. (Landon was abducted by aliens at an early age) he was forced to hunt for his captures using only his sheer man abilities and stick painted yellow. [Landon] he earned him freedom some 10 centuries later under the rule of "King; the President Nixon". [Landon] his reward for serving the Rossnazts was freedom. (Not to mention they gave him a really cool hat and knitted sweater)

[return to earth] Landon retured to earth in the early 31st century but feeling that too much had changed, he asked the Scientists of the Rossnazts to return him to his own time at a resonable age. so it was done although much of Landons memory was lost in the interdimensional wormhole used for his [Landon's] return, he [Landon] does still retain some knowledge to this alien race.

Landon Continues his life as a secret agent in the secret organization of R.S.S.A (Rossnazts Secret Service Agent) where he provide as much detail as he can to the Government in order to replace world leaders with fruits and vegetables because a well balanced diet will lead anyone down a healthy lifestyle. Landon does not take payment for his intense work, he [Landon] does however enjoy free use of the time travel unit where he frequently visits the 1960s disguised as a cop where he kicks the shit out of retarded-ass hippies.

[Currently] Landon lives in a shanty hut at the bottom of the Mariana Trench where in conjunction with Batman and Gundam 04 work can be done to stop the Koreans from implementing slavery on the moon.

[Fun Facts} Landon likes gummy worms. Landon has more output than a heard of Oxen. [giggity] Go Fish Landon is literate and can tell time. Landon sunk the titanic with the help of his best buddy known simply as, "D".