User:Laninjita/Gomez Garcia Gonzalez

Gomez Garcia González is a rock-climber and qualified media whore currently residing in Christchurch, New Zealand. Born in the small town of González, on the coast of the Gulf of Mexico, to the infamous González clan, a long line of influential monkey men and poets, he immigrated to New Zealand in the late 1990's to in order to develop his writing skills, and pursue his GAP annihilation project. Though his first love and primary vocation is, and always will be, rocks, critics have said that he puts the world's journalists to shame with his cutting, at times vicious, sardonic and satirical prose.