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DWS

DWS is the acronym for Dalexia Withdrawal Syndrome.

Etiology/ Risk Factors

Not seeing Dalexia for more than 2 to 3 consecutive days

Not hearing Dalexia's voice for more than 24 hours

Not saying the word Dalexia for more than 1 week

If Dalexia says you have DWS

Pathophysiology

DWS is initially caused by an organism known as lahticha pronounced (la-ti-sha) the organism is not active as long as the human body of Dalexia is near to or sounds expelled from the human body Dalexia is heard by the host of the lahticha organism. Once this organism is not in contact with Dalexia the host of said organism will begin to break down and experience acute or chronic signs or symptoms

Signs and symptoms

Headaches

Delusions

A controlling desire to want to see Dalexia

Constantly mentioning Dalexia's name

Lethargy

Confusion

And even worst Death

Medical Management

The only cure to the disease is to contact the original source which is Dalexia. Only a few seconds in her presence can alleviate your disorder.

PSA

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Dalexia Withdrawal Syndrome you will not be entitled to financial compensation, because that was your personal decision.