User:Laurenisqueen/sandbox

Lauren schinper is a producer of Shane Dawson and and he's movie which is untitled.

Lauren Schnipper's murder case

Lauren Schnipper was murdered by a fellow Jew on 10/11/2014. She was stabbed creatively with a black dildo and slowly bled out. When she was completely dead, her body was anally rooted by the murderer. Then all of a sudden Laurens ghost raised out of her body and stuck her tongue in her dead bodies vagina. Her husband walked in and saw the fiasco. He immediately took of his pants and anally rooted the murderer. after the were done they sat down on the couch. Everyone except Laurens body which just laid on the floor lifeless. All of a sudden Laurens husband whipped off the murderers mask and it was revealed that the murderer was Farrah Abraham. Laurens husband yelled, "Farrah! You have a dick!!!" Farrah whispered, "Shhhh, don't let it get out" She then flew out the window. Laurens husband never saw Farrah again. To this day Farrah still pleads guilty. She stated, "I wanted to fuck Lauren with my dildo but I dropped my lube and slipped and it stabbed her right in the tit" she also stated that, "The dildo wasn't black, I'm not racist, cause I'm way authentic" She then ferociously chewed her bubble gum. But on the 10/01/15 she was found guilty for the murder. She was supposed to stay in prison for 3 years. But later the day that she went to prison she was raped and killed by a lesbian skits. To this day people think that the lesbian was possessed by Laurens ghost.

The case was then closed and Lauren crossed over to the light side.