User:Lawl omg stfu

Once upon a time there was this big jaffa cake who lived with the cookie monster on candy mountain. Little did they know that this jaffa cake was alergic to emu's feet and one day he came face to face with his nightmare. He lived though to tell the tale because the local postman ran the emu down in his portable wheely bin. The jaffa cake wanted to thank the postman by giving him herpes but the postman just said " lets go to france instead ". Soooo they did and they wer on the plane when the jaffa cakes son the cookie monster didnt like flying so he hid under the wheels. He forgot that the wheels went inside again and he got burnt into a crispy potato. The postman had brought his brother the milkman along with him and he was very very hungry. He smelt the great smell of chips and he found some on the floor. After he ate them he realised that it was the cookies shit that had been roasted lol. They got to france and went to the eiffel tower where they the giraffes of south arabia. The jaffa cake burst out laughing because the giraffes were wearing turbans haha. All of a sudden the giraffes pulled out a hedgehog and stabbed the jaffa cake who fell off the edge of the tower and landed on the floor splatting into hundreds of different little jelly babies lawl. The postman married the giraffe and the milkman turned gay.

The end ! ta very much for reading