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My name is Björn Eberhardt. I'm 18 years old (as of 2008) and I live in Hamburg, a wealthy town in the northern Germany.

Personal
I was a well-known blogger in the past and spotted some undesirable guests in the internet. Some of them even pinging my servers recently which I think is really annoying. Guests that I like to shout out loudly! How did the NSA log into my SHA512-hash-protected website with a fairly long password? Just because I kept the source file in the root dir ;-)

I do not want to say that especially my data is being collected. But yours as well. Any data is being collected. I wish to make the NSA an accessable personal backup harddisk because I discovered that too much is already kept there. But is that the intention of total supervision? Did they expect that they got observated as well? They do have very secret contracts with companies producing 512-bit-processors. They are able to store a whole hash in their reference pointers and calculate it in every single cycle given a complex enough ALU - 5 billion iterations a secound! We must invent a new encryption standard every month to evade this.

Blame me that this photo is damn old, but it is the best original that I was willing to give away, would anyone think that I have changed alot during the past years?

Qualities
I am a native German speaker and I am also fluent at English and French. I've been learning Spanish for a year now, but I already feel comfortable in it. I also feel convenient with languages like Greeklish, Hex- and Leetspeak. I can also read and pronounce the Cyrillic Alphabet.

My strengths are found at Maths, Physics, Chemistry and IT/Computing, and surprisingly I became far better in PSE, RE and GEO, which I did not know before I was given my latest report card.

Computing is what I am strongest at. I know so many programming languages that I learn new ones in a matter of days. I learned PHP in Summer 2006 within 3 days and wrote my first PHPWiki clone. Same goes to LSL, XUL, AJAX, or about how to write or modify KDE Games today. A programming language always uses common syntax. Only the functionality or architecture differs but is usually still self-describing. When I was like 3 years old, such an effort took 3 months, for instance when I learned playing computer games, reading or messing around with batch files. My first source code I have is on a slightly damaged floppy and has been created when I was 4. It was a self-updating analog clock painted in QuickBASIC. As far as I can remember I wrote it without knowing PI or radiants and I estimated the radiant spacing for minutes to 0,1 which put a rounding error of 16 degrees when moving from 59 to 60 minutes.

Hobbies
I play the piano since I was 5 years old. The world's largest overtaking commercial business research agency Google LabsTM invented the Google Video portal that I enjoyed to distribute a recent concert recording on, searchable under the terms "2th june" - a spelling mistake only one a few people in the world do. There have been many more recordings, but they are not suitable for online broadcasting yet.

Also I love working with anything digital. Might it be as simple as graphic calculators or as complex as computers I like them anyway. But not the digitality amazes me. It is the logic that a certain object reacts in the same way when given the same input. Neither the RL-physics nor quantums do. This preference appears when I say at the optician's: Now the world became as realistic as in computer games!...