User:Lazer john

Hello im John Applesmith. Here is a little bit about my self

History
I was born to a family of potato farmers. They mistook a bag of potatoes and shipped me to North Carolina. Here I was adopted by a nice falmily of corprate people. Thatsw how it whent. Because my old family was Catholic, i have hated Catholics scince I was adopted.

Current activity
I am now a CEO for Steamline records. I also am married and have 2 children

Hobbies
I enjoy readin Chick tracts and swimming. I also love to listen to  DJ Assault.