User:Lchapin123

FEESH(es)

Feesh are a peculiar sect of the human(ish) race.

Feesh are incredibly rare, only one feesh is known to exist.

Feesh have a psychotic mentallity; nothing is so stupid that a Feesh won't do it. Examples of a feesh's idiocy include: 1) Sledding down a cliff in a cooler. 2) Cheating at poker with the devil. 3) Having a someone-    a. Shoot arrows at him.     b. Shoot paintballs at him.     c. Throw rocks at him. 4) Giving himself ink poisoning. 5)Sled of the roof of his house. 6) Attempt to defy logic. 7) Do I really need to put more???

A Feesh's favorite food is toast, and when given the opportunity will sing songs about it (DO NOT TEMPT THEM!).

Rule no.1 Feesh in general are dangerous (DO NOT ANGER A FEESH.(He will damage your sanity...))

Despite being called Feesh, Feesh cannot swim. (Feesh out of waaaater.)

Feesh suck at dying. (Rasputin was a Feesh from a long time ago, who was poisoned, shot four times, beaten, and thrown into a icy river, where he eventually drowned.) BEWARE THE FEESH!!!!!!!