User:LeCamelz/sandbox

El Camelio In the year of 2469 B.C.E, the great, brave, and the best pharaoh in the world would take his last steps of his life. This beasty pharaoh died in the LeBattle Of McDonalds. This epic battle was all about who would claim the great and powerful, Ronald McDonald. The great Ronald would soon live 2.3 million years later into the year of 1955 when he took the name of Richard and married a woman named Maurice and started an international franchise called McDonald’s and now makes a profit of 5.5 billion dollars a day. We’ll we know that all battles cannot be won. El Camelio accomplished only the single-handed best egyptian achievement,in the world. El Camelio discovered the apple. Back in the day, that was what you youngsters would compare it to what you would call an IPhone. I know what you are thinking right now, you’re thinking that this is the most cray cray thing in the world because nothing is better than taking selfies with your IPhone! But yes, it was that amazing. When he died, he had the best tomb and all the eternity stuff. ElCamelio was so rich, that he was buried in the great pyramid of Spinjitzu. ElCamelio was so great and powerful he got into a fight with Ra and won every single time. ElCamelio was a great man. On July 23, he will get a statue in honor of him aside the great Mickey Donutzz and BossMcHippo.