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Sheep Jesus - (2020 - ????), also referred to as Jesus of Dartmoor or Patron of UNO and Farmers, is one of the favourite Jesuses. He is a central figure of the cult of players of the UNO card game. Most players believe he is the incarnation of the nameless sheep who died in horrible accident in Dartmoor.

Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Sheep Jesus was conceived by the Unholy Spirit, was born of a virgin sheep named Mary, performed drifting, founded the Sheep Jesus Church, died in a road accident as a sacrifice to achieve atonement for sin, rose from the dead, and ascended into Kebab take away, from where he will return.