User:Leahcalabrese/sandbox

Isabel Innocenzi... a very interesting person. Definitely deserves having a Wikipedia page written about her. So i am here to deliver this Wikipedia page in honour of the one and only!

Now first, it wouldn't be a wikipedia page without an absurd amount of spelling errors and a lack of primary school type grammar. So from this point on, expect an unholy amount of mistaeks. Lets play a little game, I cannot use the backspace bar from this point forward, if i type something, it stays. No matter how incorrect i spell it.

CHILDHOOD

Izzy had quite the eventful childhood. For starters, she was nearly not conceived in the country. Kylie, her mother, went into labour during their holiday. From Kylie, 1 beautfiul child came. Zoe innocenzi. There was this other one too, Izzy.

Growing up, Izzy was quite the mischevious child. She was qutie a devil actually. Pictured here, you can see clear red flags for her future. She is practically a fetus, and shes pole dancing. You cannot tell me this photo didnt predict the futrue.

toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight we are young so i set the wolrd on fireeeeeeeeeeeeee we can burn birghterrrrrrrrrrrr than the suuuuuuuuuuuuuojinnun. sorry im lisetning to this song rn and i havent heard it in ages. i forgot how much of a banger it is.

Ok back on topic, izzy was living life, just vibing as a whatevr year old when along came little jakey boi. Jakey was a major inprovemtn from izzy lets just get that outta the way. let me explain to you why. 1. he wasnt izzy. i rest my case.

Anyway prep came along and this absoloute perfect human being came into izzy's life. I cant even describe how perfect she is like shes just the whole package. She goes by the name of Leah (also Travis but thats another story). anyway they met in prep but little did they know, in the next few years they would become the biggest little shits in the wolrd. but they would do it together, of course.

So prep went by and izzy was friedns with this butana who shall not be named. she didnt realise that her one true love was waiting for her, in the form of Grade 1. Izzy and Leah would enter the first day of grade 1 not knowing what was about to hit them. a lifetime of laughs, obsessions over maaaany people and shows, lots and lots of love for eachother, but mostly the fact that they were about to annoy eachother for the rest of their lives from that day on.

Izzy and Leah would share many inside jokes that would probably get them sent to a mental insitute if they try to explain them to outsiders. For example, lets just talk about this little thing called "the box". now, this box was a completely made up object that they would pretend was the heaviest thing in the world. they would run around the halls trying to carry this box, in front of everyone yes yes. They would carry it from one classroom to another, for no apparent reason.

Another example of mental institute worthy moments from their childhoods, is when they abducted 2 lizards from their families. These poor lizards were just going about their day as usual, and these two came along and, first off thought they were crocodiles (very very clearly NOt crocodiles), and secodnly ripped them away from their babies that were all chillin in their home. Now this is a big problem, but the fact that they thought they were helping the lizards and making them happy was just not ok. They kept these lizards in a cardboard box and actually broight them to school for some unknown, most likely stupid, reason.

I can go on about these probelmatic stories, but i dont want to expose them too much. what happens in the friendship, stays in the friendship.

Year 6 came around, izzy and leah werent in the same class again. they werent suprised, they knew the drill. Ever since year 3, the school had made a very wise decison in keeping them in seperate classes. I hope they didnt think this would break their freidnship though, because well that didnt happen. Izzy and leah still spent every day togehter but it was nearing the end of year 6 and there was the very high possibility yhat they were going to be split up in high school. this ended up happening, but this didnt stunt their friendship. literally nothing can break these two apart. like everyone tried everything they could to stop them from wrecking havoc, but they were inseprable. Still are. with the exeption that they actually bracnhed out and made their own friends. nobody saw that coming and that isnt even sarcasm like who wouldve thought.

EDGY TEENAGE YEARS

When izzy hit 13, she became a baddie. She started smoking weed every night in front of her family and bringing boys home left right and centre. HAHA IMAGINE. no izzy actually stayed relatively innocent. RELATIVELY. Shes got a boyfriend now. They kinda look like siblings but hey, sweet home alabama amiright?

Thats literally all to say about her teen years. shes a boring bitch i know, like bloody do something with your life mate.

INTERESTS

Izzy has a few very big interests;

1.     Collingwood - Izzy is a bit obsessed with the Pies, for good reason too. She has this little group of friends that are all as crazy for them as she is, so at least she can be a phsycopath with them. They literally skip school to go to their trainings. I think thats all i need to say about this matter.

2.     Ariana Grande - From a young age, Izzy has been in absolute love with ariana grande. when she was younger she made countless videostars using some bangers by the queen. Nowadays she just bangs out to them using her 189th pair of AirPods.

3.     HSMTM - i hope i got that acronym right. Anyway izzy is in love with this show, movie, musical, whatever the fluck it is. I really do not understand it like you do you boo but like chill. I can also compare this obsession with her Austin and Ally phase. That one was not good. She was a bit too into that show. Like i swear she turned down hanging out with friends because she was binging. she neglected her basic human needs for this show, like showering, eating and sleeping.

4.     I swear one of Izzys interests is just annoying the fuc outta me like she goes outta her way just to annoy me and thats all i have to say about that.

Overall, Izzy is a pretty boring person, but her friend Leah is pretty amazing if i do say so mysefl.

OK ok but fr Izzy is one of the best people in the world, not topping Jamie Elliott, Harry Styles or Ariana Grande though, but she already knows that. She can turn a bad day into a good one, can make anyone smile in their worst times, will be there for you no matter what (unless she is watching HSMTM), is always down to do something spontaneous, whether that be catch a train and end up in Merri or call up and say "ill be at yours in 5 we're going to the beach". She can also whip up a real nice pancake, thats why ive kept her around all these years. Oh and one last thing, I can trust izzy with my whole life.