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The Great Stamp War Of 1422 - An official historical event

In the year 1422 King Whatshisface visited the kingdom of King Himoverthere. Both avid stamp collectors, they compared collections and King Whatshisface was enraged to learn that his collection was far inferior to King Himoverthere's. King Himoverthere branded King Whatshisface 'a right proper NERD' and as a result, a war ensued. Some people died (details are vague, it was a long time ago..)

Commonly accepted as the first use of the word 'nerd' which was subsequently adopted into the English language. Fact.