User:Legendlegend

This, is a story about a legend.

On a chilly christmas morn in novemeber 1990 Kris the legend was brought into the world of today. The celebrations were at a mass and the world had finally recieved someone who is better than everyone else. Kris had yet to realise the vastness of his power against the world and decided to live his life sly, on the underground with stealthy skill that no one could match. After a few minor incidents of lack of concentration such as running into walls and so forth Kris started one of his very own football teams at the local Powerleague centre. it is hear that he met the wonder that is Dean Aitman. you may have read other articles on this prodigy but i am now here to confirm it. Dean is a one and only. The vast size of his head scared me at first but then i later learned that he was born retarded. Dean, being a year older than me, was though to have much more pace and quicker reactions than me but was revelaed he has the pace of a constapated turtle. The boy seemed to lack brain cells in his giant head which caused concern in the other members of the team. The goalkeeper, steven, often was angerd by deans wrongdoings and felt there was a need to express this in a loud and angry manner. dean was scared. later on the expressment of disspointment of his other team members such as Lee, Thomas,Elliot,Darryl and myself further scared the child. dean was now in a state of complete stupidity. He has been known for his wereabouts in Winlaton in his bin, often being bullied and tortured by the other folk. He is known for his illoustrious Ribena fetish which is uncontrolable, or so iv heard. This page is dedicated to the legend that is DEAN AITMAN.