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Robert Chicklet is Nose Picker Professor Emeritus of International Nasal Relations at Yale University. He was born in Lost Angeles, CA, attended Bollywood High School. He graduated from ABC University High School with a degree in nasal philosophy. in Philosoraptorosophy from The Long John Hopkins University, and a PhD. in nasal science from Yale University's College of Nasal Studies. He is the author of The Power of Nostril Theory, Theory and Pseudo-theory in International Nasal Relations, Nasal Wisdom at your finger tip, and Your Nose is Running; I Suggest You Go Catch It. He has contributed over nine thousand articles and book chapters on international nasal profiles, nasal and mucus studies, and analytic philosoraptorism.