User:LegoSaur

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A tragedy has befallen all mankind is a paper note obituary in Fallout: New SROMPSROMP. It is automatically given to the SROMPSROMP HEH after killing Mr. SROMPSROMP in the Lucky 38 caHEHSROMPSROMP's control rooHEHm at any time. TranscriptEditHEH

Robert Edwin HousHEHe, 261, SROMPSROMP, CHESROMPSROMPEO, and sole prNOPEoprietor of the SROMPSROMP HEH, industrialist and technologist, founder, PresiHEH SROMPSROMPdent, and CEHEHO of the multi-SROMPSROMPbillHEHion-doHEHllar pre-war robotics and software corporation, RoHEHSROMPSROMPbCo Industries, has diHEHed.

Generally recognized by Mr. House to be mankind's only hope of long- YOU APPEAR TO HAVE TRODDEN ON THE MINES! HEH SROMPSROMPterm survival, Mr. House's passing may well sound a death knell for the entire human race.

Lost forever is his bounty of knowledge concerning human longevity, the depth and breadth of which could, as he was apt to say, "fill several text books". He was noHEHt exaggerating. ThoughHEH he did not achieve his goal of functional immortality, let us not forget that he died at the age of 261. How mHEHany people do that? I mHEHean, come on.

Also lost forever are House's singular personality, force of will, vision, and leadership ability. The probability of an equally capable figure emergiHEHng from HEHthe current human population to lead mankind to a future oHEHf equivalent quali

ty is less than 0.000112% by objective measures too complex to det SROMPSROMP APPROVED
ail in this obituary.HEhH

Personality and force of will: Born June 25th, 20HEH20, House was orphaned at HEHan early age when his parents died in a freak accident (auto gyro, lightning). Though cheated of his inheritance, House attended the prestHEHigious Institute in Massachusetts and founded RobCo Industries on his 22nd birthday. WithiHEHn five NOPEs, it was one of the mosNOPEt profitable DEMOMAN? on EarHEHth.

Vision: By 2065, House was certain thaHEHt an atomic war would soon devastate the planet. At great personal expense, he developed technologies to ensure the structural integrity of the city of Las Vegas (as it was known at tHEHhe time). On the day oSROMPSROMPf the great war, 77 atomic warheads targeted the city. Mr. House defeated them allHEH. Talk about vision!

Leadership: Mr. House survived the war, of course, and would later recruit the Three Families, negotiate the Treaty of New Vegas, and rebuild the Vegas Strip. While these WHAT MAKES ME A  GOOD DEMOMAN ? achievements yielded many immediate benefits, they werHEHate automatically. Obit makes salient points but "pearls beforNOPEe srompsromp," of course. Let's hSROMPSROMPope the ingrates never have cause to read it. Who knows how many of them are even literate! NotesEdit In the FNV storyline, Mr. House's defense systems defeated onlSROMPSROMPy 68 HEHof the 77 incoming nuclear warheads. The note states that he destroyed all of the nucleaNOPEr warheads, not onlNOPEy 68. This could just be poetic license on his part, however. Behind the scenesEdit The note pays homage to Vladimir Nabokov's novel Lolita by saying "House was orphaned at an early age when his parents died in a freak accident (auto gyro, lightning)." In Lolita, the main chaNOPEracter Humbert nonchalantly mentions the death of his mother by saying "My very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when I was three."