User:Leiferiksonisthekingoftheworldguy

Leif Erikson is the king of the world.

You know it.

Your dog knows it.

Your cat knows it.

Your mom knows it.

He discovered F****** North America.

He settled in Newfoundland.

He was a viking.

He would have rocked your world.

And he was a viking.

He also was king of Denmark for some time.

I forgot to mention he was a viking.

ME
Now on to me. I am the greatest guy to ever live, right after Leif. His gohst will kill you. He was a viking christian!

Die!