User:Lemerise

Mike Lemerise a.k.a. Lemster a.k.a Lem a.k.a The Accidental Destroyer of Everything He Touches.
''=== A brief Autobiography written at age 37, 14 years longer than he should have lived. ===''

Mike Lemerise, or as he was nicknamed by a terrifying Master Sergeant "Lem", a nickname soon to be known throughout the surfing capital of the world, Every General in the 25th INfantry Divisionwas born into a lower-middle class family in 1979. As a toddler he was believed to have a very high IQ of 144 give or take 2 or 3. Honestly, it's give or take 144 on his IQ, because Rorschach Tests are useless as the sole source of an IQ test. All Mike did was look at blots and they gave him a 140 range IQ. This is hopefully not practiced anymore. All the pubescent boy doees is see sexual natured things and make stuff up they think the adult wants to hear, girls I can not speak for. IQ test should be a little Rorschach, a little strategic problem solving, a little S.A.T., and the grand finale of putting the kid right in the middle of not having any idea where he is, how he got there, or what's next. I imagine 99.7% of kids will do terrible on the last one, but just think of the potential the other .03% have! Send them straight to Curing Cancer School. This is an active project of The Lemster's now. While Lem got to go to the super smart people class twice a week, and Space Camp, and won spelling bees in the 3rd grade, taught himself the Tuba with zero help in 2 months time and became section leader, although he didn't consider himslef musically gifted. but he ahad already learned one of the most important things about life about 5-6 years before he heard for the first time. "Fake it 'til you make it." ( just in hopes of dating a danceline girl in High School. Note to others.  It didn't work.got straight A's in every subject without once studying or reading his assignment, or doing anything other than just listening in class a tiny bit and reading 1200 page books at age 10, and passing all tests with ease.  UNtil ALgebra II, but we will get there.ere were kids just as smart as him all around, but their social circumstances stifled their IQ's.  Just as any negative environment will stifle creativity, invention, and quantum leaps in science.  Lem, in his damn near infinite wisdom figured out at an early age he was no better or worse than any other, just luckier or not as lucky.  He had semi-stable parents,  Stable financially until his teen years, not quite as stable mentally, since one was a dry drunk who was gone 6 days a week, and the other a dental assistant huffing nitrus and smoking weed. round the clock. But Lem had a good childhood. And he learned about the world quickly at a young age when a male neighbor almost twice his age explained this fun game that is now referred to as "Child Molestation" After what had to have been 3 years plus of what Austin Duncan called "practice" but others call a felony puberty took place and he could no longer stand the sight or taste of a cock.

i think I put it all behind me but it seems to have turned me into an asexual in my 30's. couldnt care less abiut sex. Prettty girls yes, sex no