User:Lemonpeiman


 * 1) Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?
 * 2) Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd!
 * 3) What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me!
 * No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had!
 * 1) If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!
 * 2) Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!
 * 3) Don't scratch and bite, little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!
 * 4) This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!
 * 5) Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair!
 * 6) Hurry, Klungo, push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!
 * 7) Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!
 * 8) Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running!
 * 9) Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm!
 * 10) My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash, I save my cash!
 * 11) I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air!
 * 12) Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master!
 * 13) If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft!
 * 14) Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!
 * 15) I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say!
 * 16) It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird!
 * 17) How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts!
 * 18) That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!
 * 19) Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear!
 * 20) You side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back!
 * 21) Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung!
 * 22) I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk!
 * 23) My next world is the hardest yet, and you'll fail on that I'll bet!
 * 24) Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim!
 * 25) I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner!
 * 26) When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump!
 * 27) Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!
 * 28) When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand!
 * 29) Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb!
 * 30) Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins!
 * 31) Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!
 * 32) Tooty says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free!
 * 33) Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog!
 * 34) Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding!
 * 35) My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet!
 * 36) I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat!
 * 37) There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins!
 * 38) That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit!
 * 39) You've found some notes but you need more, to break my spell and pass this door!
 * 40) That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last!
 * 41) When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more!
 * 42) Hey, book brain, what did you say? You'd better not give my spells away!
 * 43) If one more page I see you turn, than (sic) Grunty shall Cheato burn!
 * 44) That traitor book has pushed its luck, so in the burning fire I'll chuck!
 * 45) What's wrong Banjo, is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough!
 * 46) It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there!
 * 47) To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of Jiggies make it complete!
 * 48) Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find!
 * 49) I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top!
 * 50) Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot!
 * 51) See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot!
 * 52) Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me!
 * 53) Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your game pak I'll erase!
 * 54) You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your game pak is erased!
 * 55) That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the game will be!
 * 56) That lousy cheat for extra eggs, won't help bear and chicken legs!
 * 57) All my feathers, it makes me sick, fly to me, your butt I'll kick!
 * 58) Gold feathers you may have 20, but bruises you'll still get plenty!
 * 59) First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't!
 * 60) I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold!
 * 61) Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some faster feet!Those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan!
 * 62) I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear!
 * 63) These 2 guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome!
 * 64) Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt!
 * 65) Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough!
 * 66) My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose air while in that gunge!
 * 67) Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast!
 * 68) Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn!
 * 69) My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of life it sure does help!
 * 70) You'll use you air up double fold, I've made this water double cold!
 * 71) Yes that's right, swim under there, icy water takes double air!
 * 72) Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my game!
 * 73) My lair is done and there he stands, Through all my tricks and traps and lands!
 * 74) This final test will see me win, When Banjo fails then I'll be thin
 * 75) The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy!
 * 76) My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get!
 * 77) 'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day!
 * 78) 'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show!
 * 79) So step on over to the square, Press A to try it if you dare!
 * 80) A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek!
 * 81) A visual challenge you stupid bear, To tell me who is it or where!
 * 82) A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day!
 * 83) Just one chance to get this right, win a joker and help it might!
 * 84) Each joker card that you have got, will skip your question, that's your lot!
 * 85) Press B to use it you little cheat, when on a sqaure you get cold feet!
 * 86) Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back!
 * 87) I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me!
 * 88) Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take!
 * 89) The name of your game you must spell, backwards though be quick as well!
 * 90) Mighty big boom box you must fight, but be quick as time is tight!
 * 91) Your chances are slim, of eating more than him!
 * 92) LIttle stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before times out!
 * 93) The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but thats the catch!
 * 94) Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick you wont get long!
 * 95) A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight!
 * 96) Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss!
 * 97) That's a secret, how did you know? Did my sister tell you so?
 * 98) Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press A to try again!
 * 99) Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today!
 * 100) An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed!
 * 101) An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear!
 * 102) The energy that you have found, won't stop me making tooty round!
 * 103) No one can win, I was assured, By the makers of this board!
 * 104) It's not fair, I want to win, How I longed to be real thin!
 * 105) Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go!
 * 106) You won't catch me, I've made sure, All the credits you'll now endure!
 * 107) I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!
 * 108) But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!
 * 109) Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!
 * 110) Who's back up here, oh my word, it's birdy geek and hairy nerd!
 * 111) I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain!
 * 112) I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!
 * 113) So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.
 * 114) Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!
 * 115) What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
 * 116) A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!
 * 117) Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack!
 * Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!
 * 1) I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek!
 * 2) It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!
 * 3) Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
 * 4) That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!
 * 5) That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!
 * 6) Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!
 * 7) I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate!
 * 8) Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit!
 * 9) This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!
 * 10) Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range!
 * 11) Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!
 * 12) So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!
 * 13) That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck!
 * 14) Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
 * 15) Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why.
 * 16) A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!
 * 17) Old Bottle brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!
 * 18) Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.
 * 19) See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!
 * 20) Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
 * 21) ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!
 * 22) Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!
 * 23) YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightening bolt!
 * 24) This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
 * 25) Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!
 * 26) Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!
 * 27) Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john!
 * 28) I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!
 * 29) That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
 * 30) Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!
 * 31) A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!
 * 32) Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!
 * 33) I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
 * 34) I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!
 * 35) So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!
 * 36) How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
 * 37) That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!
 * 38) Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!
 * 39) That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!
 * 40) I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath!
 * 41) Uselss Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!
 * 42) Oooh those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!
 * 43) Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!
 * 44) Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!
 * 45) Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!
 * 46) Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!
 * 47) Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!
 * 48) That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!
 * 49) My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!
 * 50) Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground!
 * 51) I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!
 * 52) What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!
 * 53) That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
 * 54) I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!
 * 55) Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!
 * 56) Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
 * 57) The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!
 * 58) I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
 * 59) See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!
 * 60) Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!
 * 61) There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!
 * 62) Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
 * 63) Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you!
 * 64) That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!
 * 65) I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!
 * 66) Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!
 * 67) AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!
 * 68) It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!
 * 69) Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!
 * 70) Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day!
 * 71) See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind!
 * 72) Spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming!
 * 73) It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!
 * 74) Banjo's game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power!
 * 75) Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than Tooty!
 * 76) Stupid Bear and Dumb Kazooie, I'll be back in Banjo-Tooie!
 * 77) All the jiggies you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch!

A resurrection
Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back?
 * No, no, no, this cannot be! What's happened to little old me?
 * 1) I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?
 * 2) Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then Banjo's hairy butt I'll whup!
 * 3) Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle!
 * 4) Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge this!
 * 5) Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!
 * No, no, Klungo, you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!

Death of a Xenulord

 * 1) 8 long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer!
 * 2) It is me you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule!
 * 3) At least I haven't got a gut. Lets rumble now, I'll bite your butt!
 * 4) Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings LOG here?
 * 5) That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse?
 * 6) My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies!
 * 7) Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame!
 * 8) Too slow losers, watch me go! I'll win this time, I just know!
 * 9) While you've slept i've become a mechanic, building my Gruntbots to make you panic!
 * 10) So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench?
 * 11) Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink!
 * 12) After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation!
 * 13) Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke?
 * 14) The race is on, the game is afoot, Banjo's chances just went kaput!
 * 15) With special abilities left on the bench, all you have is that stupid wrench!
 * 16) I came all the way to take you down, to bust your butt and reclaim my crown!
 * 17) A bear, a bird, and a Lord of Games? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame!
 * 18) You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser!
 * 19) This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face!
 * 20) Is it just me or is your nose square? The fans will hate it, you butt-ugly bear!
 * 21) The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, i'll just stand here innocently humming!
 * 22) You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits!
 * 23) Jinjos and Jiggies? Bottles and Mumbo? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo!
 * 24) My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble!
 * 25) Spiral Mountain isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate!
 * 26) My body's not mine and my skull's all cracked. You still can't beat me and that's a fact!
 * 27) You must have gone mad from Kazooie's blabbing, lazing around for years in that cabin!
 * 28) I'll build a car from sticks and twine, and still outclass your best design!
 * 29) All those years since we've butted heads, and still you're wearing those horrible threads?
 * 30) Hunting Jiggies, I don't see the point. Why drag us here to this dead-end joint?
 * 31) You're stubborn, bear, I can't deny it. If this goes wrong, I'll start a riot!
 * 32) You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain!

* Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size! * The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see. * With a nut so big, so hard and strong, to flatten the farm won't take too long. * Loco Coco, you'll soon be mine. I'll ace this place before bedtime. * The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme!

LOGBOX 720
 * 1) Porky bear needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter!
 * 2) I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop Piddles leaving a floater!
 * 3) My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than Klungo if I'm being frank!
 * 4) Thick-witted bear and feather face, do you know why I'm here in this dreary place?
 * No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste!
 * 1) Fine then, freaks. I'll wreck it some more! Now don't interrupt my childish chore!
 * 2) Useless bear, come here and fight! I stayed up building this thing all night!
 * 3) Where are you, bear? I'll pound you flat, and wear the bird as a novelty hat!
 * 4) You've taken the spring right out of my step. I've got to stop losing, it's losing my rep!
 * 5) Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts!
 * 6) I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry!
 * 7) All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast.
 * 8) Stop looking so smug, you brainless bear! You trounced me, so what? I don't even care!
 * 9) 9-Ball is my latest game. Grunty's the hustler, that's the name!
 * 10) My new weapon's rather glorious. I'll smash your balls and be victorious!
 * 11) Don't spoil my fun, you furry clown! You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down!
 * 12) You're cheating now, come on, come clean! Don't interfere with my machine!
 * 13) These laser blasts were meant to break you. It's going wrong, I really hate you!
 * 14) This laser makes me hard to beat. Bend down and kiss my warty feet!
 * 15) Thanks for nothing, stubborn fool. You're undermining my new tool!
 * 16) You took me out without missing a trick. You scruffy old bear, you make me sick!
 * 17) See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet!
 * 18) This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass!
 * 19) Don't get in the way, your plans will flop! I'm hard to see and harder to stop!
 * 20) I'd curse if this game had a higher rating, your confidence is so nauseating!
 * 21) My body was still, but my mind was racing, just you wait I'll give you a pacing!I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line!
 * 22) Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack!
 * 23) How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be!
 * 24) Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make!