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Emotional Millionairess Let Down by Mental Illness and Men in Equal Proportions
Zara Lockwood, Zara L, iona5, Linkyjinx, Steib Traveller,Best Shop in the UK, Best Store in the USA, let down by a W***er financially. - "I am reborn as a lemon to save the day" Zara's wiki quote 1. ref:here.

Information of one of many types of "Internet People" that Meth minute 39 sings about here (but less famous): 'Internet People

And a jibjab fan a la mexico = Dancing with Sam Neil (that sexy bloke out of the Omen III 30 years ago ?)here: Jib Jab starring you 

Yahoo: linkyjinx (linkyjinx the persona, the business idea(s)the vision was invented in 2001-2002 but finally died in 2006 - healthy lemon was thus born from the ashes of a homeless hostel in April 2007 in a non business form. RIP my little mini Multinationals :(

Current Town: Weston Super Mare, England, UK

Website: Zara Lockwood on YouTube

Activities: walking the dog, Internet, food, water, sleep, non drinker (6 years), non smoker (1 year), unfit (34 years)- I'm not perfect !

Interests: facebook, gumtree.com, talksport.net, lemons, dogs, internet

Favorite Music: silly marketing tunes like that numa numa dance and TalkSport.net jingles

Favorite TV Shows: Youtube Videos, I don't watch TV - well maybe if I pop around sisters for a cup of tea.

Favorite Movies: Blade Runner, Dune, Dark Crystal, Event Horizion, Alien(s)

Favorite Books: Clockwork Orange, Lord Foul's Bane,

Favorite Quotes: "Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential." Winston Churchill

About Me: I'm just me probably what Alan Brazil would call a "numpty" - but not a complete Moose!, I'm on myspace, facebook, youtube, gumtree.com, mylot.com, I just want to make a living on-line so I don't have to mix with the - nastier people in the outside world - i.e chav's & perverts that seem to infest a world of nice people like dirty, rotten ticks on a dogs bum!

Unfortunately I am one of those people that has victim stamped on their head from birth, I am therefore best off staying indoors like a hamster away from danger & corruption - an ivory tower will do nicely, ta. (or a rosack hamster cadge)

I've invented my own, unprofessional news channel (professional things are scary and I don't really understand how to extract money from people or do anything properly so I can't be a pro. anyway)

- HHH news - a cross between Sky news & the Pot Noodle Network - honest:)

which is kind of a video blog of me whinging about stuff - but will eventually be crafted into something useful and positive - if it ever escapes -

- I invented a character/ internet persona called 'Healthy Lemon' in gumtree.com forums when I was in a homeless hostel (after my business plans went tits up & I went flakey again) to cheer myself up, naturally if I could hold down a proper job I'd have not been there in the first place, but I can't live up to the right wing ideal - but I'll try to contribute something other than just my body (which medical science can cut up for experiments if they want ( after I'm dead of course!)

I think people being nice to each other would solve many of the social problems including work related stress (which will cripple the economy if the government don't start taking it seriously) & social phobia & depression - but with all the nutters out there it is a difficult path to follow, but I'll follow it anyway...as there ain't alot else I can do, attention span is too short to learn things the "normal" way.

I have serious flaws (gapping holes in my personality) but having read alot of American Marketing Material over the years - I've learnt the art of thinking BIG - even if you have nothing.

So in aroundabout away I am a genuine "emotional millionaire" of sorts as when it comes down to it I can live on bread & water, aslong as I have a warm bed & my dog & my pills -everything else is a luxury.

Next up the luxury scale is Internet/Electric - I'd probably choose a bloke over the internet if a suitable one came along, but I doubt that as men tend to think I'll not worth the effort or ROI, so the Internet is a substitute of any other thing I am missing out on according to our society today.

You want to know anything else ? - if you are goodlooking and male I might marry you because I am getting to that age now - I can be found in gumtree forums crying over spilt milk here:.

Ciao (and all that crap) Zara xXx

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