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=Who the eff is Hank?= 'Who the eff is Hank' is a question commonly asked by Nerdfighters and answered by John Green, author of The Fault In Our Stars among many other books. Some may say Hank is really John's brother, but we may never know. Here are some possible alternative answers: (in chronological order)

December

 * Hank is a mass of incandescent gas located about 26,000 light years from the center of the Milky Way. Hank is responsible for 99.8% of the solar system’s mass. If you stare at Hank for too long, you will go blind. (Dec. 4)
 * Hank is a small island in the Pacific Ocean. First colonized by the Spanish in 1521, Hank is today known primarily for his beautiful coral reefs and large American military presence. (Dec. 18)