User:Lennon91

"THE ALTER UNIVERSE"
The earth revolves around the sun at about 18.5 Miles per Second. The moon revolves around the earth at a slower rate. As you know. There is a cold to a hot... Up to a down... left to a right... Ali to a Frazier... Ketchup to mustard.. Salt to pepper... marijuana abusers to environmentalists... Opposites. There is an alter universe that goes by the name of "M.M" In this alter universe, two men are the domestic "rulers" of the universe. In this alter universe, there is of course an alter earth and an alter sun. There are no changes to the planets or anything. The people who inhibit the earth in this alter universe are the only thing that is basically altered. The Earth. is called "Merth" in this alter universe. Every word, every phrase you have learned or grew up with starts with the letter M in this alter universe. In this world, there are only two species of people. 5"10 320 lbs all muscle skin heads that do nothing but work out, drink Gatorade, and somehow always have a 80 lb dumbbell in hand. And skinny long haired hippies who just lay on the floor and smoke ciggerates and repeat the following phrases: "im hungry" "its cold" "i lost my lighter" "yo i got a cig buzz" "im hungry" The 5"10 muscle heads actually are a peaceful race if not pestered or confronted to. Their day consists of 12 hours of extreme lifting, 2 minute gatorade time, then another 12 hours of extreme lifting. The other race is more of a passive race. Their day is spend most like the starfish. Except just on land. It is quite interesting to see this world because the most unusual thing is that the whole muscle head race has the face of Michael Kim, and all of the smoking hippies have the face of Michael Ito. And Michael Kim and Michael Ito just happen to be the "domestic rulers" that i have been talking about. Hence, "THE UNIVERSE: M.M.