User:Lets trim our hair in accordance with the wiki lifestyle

Hello. This user does not plan on making any contributions to Wikipedia. I just liked the username.

The below is completely made up:

Lets_trim_our_hair_in_accordance_with_the_wiki_lifestyle
[ Vote here]  (0/0/0) ending 02:04 (UTC)

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 * Candidate, please indicate acceptance of the nomination here: I reject this nomination. Especially since it is not on the RFA page.

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 * Oppose: This user is completely unqualified. Lets trim our hair in accordance with the wiki lifestyle 02:11, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

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Questions for the candidate

Dear candidate, thank you for offering to serve Wikipedia in this capacity. Please take the time to answer a few generic questions to provide guidance for voters:
 * 1. What sysop chores, if any, would you anticipate helping with? Please check out Category:Wikipedia backlog, and read the page about administrators and the administrators' reading list.
 * A. I first press random page 10 times and ban indefinately the last contributor to that page. The reason for the ban will include a vague legal threat. I will then set loose a vandal bot to automatically blank and then protect all articles, starting with the featured articles and ending with the user pages. I plan to close AFD votes with the result being the opposite of the consensus.


 * 2. Of your articles or contributions to Wikipedia, are there any about which you are particularly pleased, and why?
 * A. I have not made any contributions. However, if I am made an admin, I will be sure to enrich Wikipedia quite a bit, as described above.


 * 3. Have you been in any conflicts over editing in the past or do you feel other users have caused you stress? How have you dealt with it and how will you deal with it in the future?
 * A. Upon having edit conflicts, I have put up straw man arguments and attributed them to my opponent, and then asked for administrator intervention. I then vandalized the user pages of all administrators that have responded.