User:LewisNills/sandbox/Lewis Gillespie

= Lewis "Love Island" Gillespie = Lewis Nills Gillespie, often referred to as "Love Island" and "Premmy", is a British fuckboy from Oxted, Surrey. He is well known as the "BNOC" (Biggest Name On Campus) at the University of Nottingham, and attended Whitgift School. Gillespie was born on 28th August 2001 (current age 19). Gillespie is physically described as lanky, lardy, perm like brown hair. To say Gillespie has an appalling fashion sense is a dyre understatement, by frequently wearing skinny spray on jeans, baby GAP shirts which cut off the blood supply to his upper limbs as well as pink and blue tie dye tracksuit.

Early Life
Not much is known about Lewis' early life. He attended Whitgift School, where it was said he developed his main personality traits - Arrogance and a belief that he is always right.

He has claimed that he was best mates with Callum Hudson-Odoi, however Callum has since denied these allegations.

Driving
However, he has unfortunately lacked brain capacity to pass his DVLA Driving Test, despite having passed his theory test so long ago that it is not long from expiring. This has limited his success rate with females.

Personal Training Career
Gillespie has impressively trained to become a certified Personal Trainer at the big age of 18, despite having a "dad-bod" like physique. He now has a grand customer base of 7 clients which he trains rarely.

Life at the University of Nottingham
Gillespie has experienced a tumultuous love-life in his time so far at UON. Whilst having gone on dates with at least eight unlucky ladies, the number of women he has 'seen' is believed to be in the region of twenty-five. Rumours of Lewis' favoured 5am cuddles with Freya have surfaced. Six of the women that have seen his meat sabre have gone on record to say that it bends left. The 90 degree bend in his wood had left those six women hospitalised in ICU with vaginal perforations, naughty Lewis. Gillespie is fascinated with both sexual intercourse and takeaways, and will go to great lengths to obtain either. His most recent romantic endeavour has taken a turn for the worst after Gillespie stating "I am only in it for the takeaways and sex". We're sorry to say he's revealed he doesn't actually care about her. Moreover, the young man has visited the depths of H-Block, Sherwood Hall on multiple occasions to see his "friend". Her name cannot be disclosed however she has recently betrayed his trust, which Gillespie is reportedly sobbing about. However other sources have suggested this relationship used to be more than friends. On night outs in Nottingham City Centre, Gillespie has a tendency to court waitresses in bars and pub, as well as exhibiting predator like attributes on the tramline on the way home. He has persisted to prioritise talking to girls ahead of his actual friends by "throwing them under the bus" on numerous occasions. He has since been involved in several confrontations with his friends, however to this day he has managed to get away with far too much.

Lew-Lew trialled for UON Rugby, but was unsuccessful in his attempt, with the coach citing his awful perm and feminine style for his rejection (not his only rejection in life). The bloke is also God-awful at Rugby. It's believed he only wanted to join UON Rugby to drink male urine at socials anyway.