User:Lewis samuel barron

LEWIS SAMUEL BARRON IS A KING AMONG MEN
He was born in Ascot, England but was considered too posh so spent a month living in Bracknell, and then nine years in Iowa, America. Then a short stint in Reading before going to the land of chocolate and watches.

He is a lover of all things sixties, and is currently developing a time machine to take him there.

He has explored india, conquered berlin but fell in Twat in Orkney.

He is very bohemian, and is usually spotted with a flat-cap, scarf, and full length green coat, which he bought from a haggrad old woman at a Hungarian flea market, for 3Euros. Where he came across alchemey in a bottle under the name of Unicum. It is now patented under his name, but is yet to make a fortune from it.

He has several Alias's. The most common being, Dr.Potter, Boois, and Tom Baker

He is also the worlds most famous, and therefore powerful, coeliac.

All in all, one crazy mofo

Famous Quotes "If life is so good for you why does everyone seem to die from it?" "Life is a quest for true colour hindered by nowhere men." "We have night and day because the moon and the sun like to play."