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The life of the legend Stuart Lovell "A gentleman to all women a warrior to all men a hero to all ourang outans!"

Stuart Lovell was born in 1451 to his mother Dolly Parton, and father Clint Eastwood. Having parents of such stature, meant this great man would always be destined for great things. Very little is known about Stuarts early years, however when he reached the age of 8, he began his training in Siberia and its here where the legend begins. Stuart was conducting a 40 mile run across Siberia, when he was accosted by a large male Grizzly Bear. "The two magnificent beasts locked eyes" one onlooker claimed "circling one another ready for battle". It is said that Stuart struck first, raining in lefts and rights on the bear, the bear tried an uppercut, but was too slow and had his blow easily parried by the brave and courageous human. It is said Stuart decided play time was over, and jabbed the bear in the stomach (a catastrophic move taught to him by legendary mountain monks of nepal) this caused the bear to explode, leaving Stuart a new coat. Stuart thought why shouldnt time travel exist, who makes the rules. It was then that the Dalorian was invented, thought to be just a fictional vehicle from the film back to the future, it is actually a working piece of science. This neatly explains his family history and how he was able to be born in 1451 and 1987 simultaneously