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''These future sections of Wack Pack is in development to add sourcing, and to delete unsourceable claims.


 * Fully-linked list of wackpackers for chasing down redirects & such


 * Ass-Napkin Ed
 * Beetlejuice (Lester Napoleon Green)
 * Big Black (Ron Benjamin)
 * Bigfoot (Original - Matthew McGrory)
 * Bigfoot (Mark Shaw, Jr.)
 * Blue Iris (Ellen Niermer Pinsky - deceased)
 * Bobo Bowie
 * Captain Janks (Thomas Cipriano)
 * Celestine (deceased)
 * Cliff Palette (Lynn Zimmerman - deceased)
 * Crackhead Bob (George Harvey)
 * Crazy Alice (Alice Gotti)
 * Croix (Theresa Croy)
 * Daniel Carver
 * Debbie the Pet Lady (Deb Desalvo)
 * Debbie the Space Alien (Deborah Catherine Roach - deceased)
 * Double A (Awesome Angelo)
 * "Elegant" Elliot Offen
 * Eric the Midget (Eric Lynch)
 * Fred the Elephant Boy (Fred Schreiber)
 * Gary the Retard (Gary Loudermilk)
 * Gay Ramone
 * Graveyard Greg
 * Ham Hands Bill (Bill Soto)
 * Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf (Henry Joseph Nasiff, Jr. - deceased)
 * High Pitch Erik (Erik Bleaman)
 * Hillbilly Jack
 * Irene the Leather Weather Lady
 * "Jeff the Drunk" Curro
 * Jeff "the Vomit Guy" Levy Jeff Levy
 * Joe Cancer
 * Joey Boots (AKA Joey Bassolino)
 * John the Stutterer (John Smith)
 * Kenneth Keith Kallenbach (deceased)
 * King of All Blacks (Lawrence Coward)
 * Mark the Bagger (Mark Rothenberger)
 * Mariann from Brooklyn
 * Medicated Pete
 * Melrose Larry Green (Larry Greenblatt)
 * Miss Howard Stern (Andrea Ownbey)
 * Misty the Prostitute
 * Nicole Bass
 * Paul "Biker Shorts" Gongora Paul Gongora
 * Rappin' Granny
 * Riley Martin
 * Siobhan the Transsexual
 * Slow Adam
 * Sour Shoes (Michael DelCampo)
 * Speech Impediment Man
 * "Underdog Lady" Suzanne Muldowney
 * Wendy the Retard
 * Will the Farter
 * Yucko the Clown (Roger Black)

John the Stutterer
"John the Stutterer" Smith first appeared on The Howard Stern Show on the dating game with the Dahm Triplets. He went on to win the contest and ever since then he has been a member of the Wack-Pack because of his insane stuttering and nervousness. He is unemployed and on SSI because of his stuttering problem. In 2004 he had on-air fights with Yucko the Clown, who often referred to him as a "stuttering prick" while John accused him of being a child molestor. Howard Stern often invites him on the show as a judge or a guest because his stuttering and shaking is incredibly bad. While he's on the show, sound effects board man Fred Norris always attempts to make John stutter more by doing an impression of him while he's speaking. John the Stutterer also has many psychological problems such as obsessive compulsive disorder and depression.
 * Unsourced, but multiply sourceable

"Elegant" Elliot Offen
It was recovered from this version before it was converted to a redirect.''
 * Google News Archive search




 * "3 - New York State Unified Court System Mar 10, 2010 – was arrested and held for 20 hours, and that all of the charges were dismissed. According to the ..... ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN. - Prose"
 * "Judge rules against transvestite 'Howard Stern' guest". Daily Business Review Law.com Adolfo Pesquera, July 26, 2012. "A judge issued a directed verdict against Elegant Elliot Offen, who filed a false-arrest lawsuit against a Miami Beach hotel after he was arrested while wearing a G-string bustier in the lobby."
 * Sting Snares 'Seller'. Newsday Mitch Gelman. August 20, 1988. A man described as one of the most wanted con artists in the country was caught yesterday in a sting set up by police, officials said. Elliot Keith Offen, 36, was arrested at a pay telephone on the southwest corner of Seventh Avenue and 58th Street as he tried to wrap up a deal for $60,000 in lightbulbs, police said. Investigators said Offen was unaware that the lightbulbs he had "sold" were in FBI custody and that the unidentified store from which he was seeking to collect the $60,000 was cooperating with police. Offen, who is wanted in at least four states, was charged with grand larcency, attempted grand larceny, criminal impersonation, attempted grand larceny and interstate flight to avoid prosecution, said Lt. John Kelly of the Special Frauds Squad. According to Kelly, the operation that led to Offen's arrest mirrored others he allegedly had staged around the country during the past three years. Police said Offen operated in the following manner: He used more than 50 aliases to pose as a representative of legitimate businesses. He would order goods from a wholesaler and take delivery of them, but he would never pay for the merchandise. By the time the wholesaler came to collect the money, Offen would be gone. Offen then would sell the goods to legitimate retailers for whatever price the market would bear, and use legitimate warehouses and truckers to store and ship his goods. Offen is wanted in Florida, Ohio, New Jersey and Virginia for a series of alleged frauds. Lt. Kelly said he expects that "an extensive post-arrest investigation" will reveal an even longer trail of crimes. Offen was being held at the Metropolitan Correctional Center. (Not online.)
 * "Howard Stern regular sues over inelegant attire". New York Post. December 11, 2009. p. 19 Section: "Page Six"
 * "WHO'S THAT GIRL?". New York Post. Matt Nestel. August 20, 2007
 * "Man Sentenced For Defrauding 18 Businesses". Miami Sun Sentinel. November 29, 1989. Barbara Walsh.
 * "Judge Denies Fraud Suspect`s Bid For Public Defender". Miami Sun Sentinel. September 9, 1989. Barbara Walsh.
 * "SUSPECT IN BROWARD SCAMS IS ARRESTED IN N.Y." Miami Herald. August 20, 1988 - 20A FRONT Newsbank.
 * "ALLEGED CON MAN PLEADS POVERTY INVESTIGATORS THINK IT'S LATEST IN LONG STRING OF LIES". Miami Herald. July 9, 1989 - 4BR BRWD N
 * "MASTER CON ARTIST GIVEN 14-YEAR PRISON SENTENCE POLICE FOUND WAREHOUSES FULL OF GOODS". Miami Herald. November 29, 1989 - 4BR BRWD N
 * "MASTER CON ARTIST GIVEN 14-YEAR PRISON SENTENCE POLICE FOUND WAREHOUSES FULL OF GOODS". Miami Herald. November 29, 1989 - 4BR BRWD N

"Elegant" Elliot Offen (born July 3, 1952) is a flamboyant crossdresser who speaks in his own gangster slang and is one of the most eccentric Wack Packers on the Howard Stern Show. Offen will appear on the show yelling about his "healthy lifestyle", which consists of eating only raw fruits and vegetables and running 20 miles a day in women's lingerie. Whether or not Offen sticks to the diet is a mystery because he doesn't appear healthy for someone who runs 20 miles a day, though he is somewhat thin.

Due to the fact that he wears women's clothing, it is believed that Offen is a homosexual. To disclaim these allegations, Offen has gone to the measure of coming to the show ranting that he is a heterosexual and hiring actresses to act as his girlfriend. Stern discovered that Offen had hired a woman to pose as his girlfriend when he was forcing them to kiss.

Elliot is also known for being a con man long before his first appearance on the Howard Stern show. In 1988, Elliot Keith Offen was arrested in New York City for fraud. According to the charges filed against him, Elliot would convince manufacturers of such products as light bulbs, tape, sunglasses or luggage to provide large shipments to him on consignment. He would represent himself as the head of a legitimate company in their industry, and ask for 30 days to pay for the goods. He would quickly sell the products to an unsuspecting buyer, and then disappear before the manufacturer could find him. But, Elliot was finally caught at telephone booth at the corner of 58th Street and Seventh Avenue, where they say he was attempting to consummate one of dozens of illegal deals he had conducted in recent years. The deals, NYPD's Lieutenant Kelly said, had earned Mr. Offen more than $15.3 million.

He recently starred in a degradation video with a dominatrix. Also, he has recently begun using the word "right" to punctuate what he is saying, similar to 1920's-era mobsters; he is also fond of using large words and scientific terms, mispronouncing them and using them incorrectly and in nonsensical ways.

A few quotes: "...and before we disembody him, what we have to do with the terrorist, we have to give him, some intravenous, medication, electric shock treatment, solitary confinement, and death by torture instantaneously" and "Just because you have a malignant, and metastasizing tumor in parasagatese part of your brain, that's no reason to condemn Elliot Offen!"

In December of 2005, while being interviewed by Howard 100 News, he exited a taxi without checking for traffic. The door was torn off the taxicab. He has also been evicted from his apartment for non-payment of rent, charged with assault, and is currently (December 2005) in litigation for careless driving in New Jersey. Elliot is also under investigation for the December 15, 2005, accident in his rental truck that left an elderly woman dead. After two months of trying to book Elliot on the show to talk about the accident, he reappeared March 2, 2006, but soon descended into a tirade against Stern and his staff, touching on Stern's divorce and his lawsuit with CBS and Les Moonves before calling him a "rusty nail" and a "fucking scumbag" and storming out of the studio. When interviewed by Howard 100 News just after Offen said: " I just wiped him off the face of the Earth!". As he is such a weird and dynamic guest, Stern appears to want him back to discuss the accident before he can be rebooked to promote his video.

As of March 2006, Offen has been banned from the building where Sirius is located due to a complaint from a McGraw Hill executive who shared an elevator with him. According to Howard Stern, the ban was because of Offen's use of foul language in the elevator. Offen also punched a hole in the wall during the same appearance. Despite this ban, Offen did an interview outside in front of the Sirius building on the May 18, 2006 and has been interviewed on the street since then.

On September 8, 2006, Offen was on the Howard Stern show via telephone and will be participating in a betting game against Artie Lange, Crazy Alice, and Bigfoot. Each week they will be betting on who wins the NFL games and at the end of the season whomever has the best record will win $25,000. After 3 weeks, Offen is tied for last place with show regular Artie Lange, both of whom have records of 1-2.