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Lex Lawless

Main Entry: lex Pronunciation: \'leks\ Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural le·ges \la-gas\ Etymology: Latin leg-, lex : LAW

The first white collar rapper to hit the commerical music industry and who has both an academic and corporate background which makes him unlike any other rap artist. He was ripped from the womb on June 9th, 1969 at geo-coordinates 69N, 69W and was cryogenically frozen at 1 degree above absolute zero for 5 years and resurrected in 2008 to wreak havoc on this godforsaken world. As an honour student at the School of Hard Knox, Lex is a formidable scholar whose superior intellect earned him top marks on the Dean's List. He was nowhere to be found during the commencement ceremonies and did not deliver his highly anticipated Validictorian speech for the Class of 2000. Since then, he has embarked on a mission to delve deep into the mind of the human pysche to uncover the insidious nature of our animalistic and primal instincts. Some argue that his insights are pure genius, others argue they reflect borderline insanity.