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If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bullshit Thank You For Pot Smoking Love knows no bounds or limits Bad TV don't make Bad Kids, Bad Parenting Does Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today? Question Authority Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice In the darkness I can feel the things that makes me crazy You can not have a heaven without a hell The quest for knowledge will not end until I breath my last breath Sticks and stones my break my bones, but feathers and leather make me hot Just because you got the POWER, don't mean you got the RIGHT Information is the greatest weapon of power to the modern wizard What a Long, Strange Trip It's Been Lack of understanding contributes to fear, and fear leads to excess Live free or die Soylent Green is made of people! Gun Control isn't about guns. It's about control. Freedom with their exceptions Freedom is no longer free The shortest straw has been pulled for you The road to democracy is paved with the lives of thousands If winning doesn't matter, why keep score? Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity Money has made the law. Technology has made a farce of the law. Beyond imagination lies the truth Where children dare to tread, the footsteps of censorship are sure to follow "Whenever books are burned, men, also, are burned." -- Heine Bureaucrats. Proof that shit floats to the top. I would prefer to die free, then live enslaved A book worth banning is a book worth reading A coward mistakes oppression for peace Moral indignation is jealousy hiding under a halo Knowledge can cure ignorance, but intelligence cannot cure stupidity The church hates a thinker like a robber hates a cop Guns don't kill people cops kill people Chocolate syrup is good on ice cream, too I'd rather be flogging the peasants The truth is out there It's a lot harder to teach someone how to love, then it is to hate It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now To know Stanley is to know his demon Rose tint my world keeps me safe from the trouble and pain Don't dream it, be it I want to go to the late night double feature picture show Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy! An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought. A Smith and Wesson beats four aces. When in darkness or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout. Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place. It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy. A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn. An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap. Creditors have much better memories than debtors. Draw your salary before spending it. He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes. History books which contain no lies are extremely dull. I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise. Idleness is the holiday of fools. If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average. If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation. It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten. Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it. Many a family tree needs trimming. Never call a man a fool; borrow from him. No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true. Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth. Reputation: What others are not thinking about you. Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall. That must be wonderful! I dont understand it at all. The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive. The best prophet of the future is the past. The only rose without thorns is friendship. Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do. With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best. Without fools there would be no wisdom. You cannot propel youself forward by patting yourself on the back. Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life Pros are people who do jobs well even when they don't feel like it You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game. The slowest checker is always at the quick check-out lane. An unbreakable toy can be used to break other toys. Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles. No one is perfect until you fall in love with them Ever stop to think and forget to start again Linux. Becuase rebooting should be for hardware changes. No one notices until things go wrong.