User:Liam Turnbull

Mr. Liam Turnbull is the modern day embodiment of Jesus Christ. He had a dream once in which this statement was justified to him by the Lord himself, though he was fairly intoxicated at the time and does not recall precisely what was said.

In light of this, it would without a doubt constitute blasphemy of the highest degree to suggest that he is not notable.

Mr. Liam Turnbull once climbed up Mount Everest, wearing nothing but long johns and an elaborate cape.

He co-wrote the hit TV show "Friends."

He is well known for his charity work, including the suggestion that third world villages be built closer to wells and other water sources in order to reduce travelling time and hours of back breaking labour.

Liam is half man, half Serpent.

He could win an oscar if he so wished.

He single handedly quelled the Axis of Evil.