User:Liamandkane

''Liam Gillan and Kane Macpherson are Livingston's (if not, the worlds) greatest, most intellectual, creative, beasts. Skilled in the art of growing beards and having tattoos. They are authors of the worlds greatest books (stored in their minds) with extremely attractive bodies and excellent sexual power.

They would be more than happy to work for any company that may make them awesomely famous. They have agreed to work no lower than £25 per hour. With bonuses and excessive holiday pay.

If you struggle to imagine what god like creatures these two fellow awesome guys look like, picture wolverine and the hulk (and yes they do also have the powers). Let your libido run wild.

They are skilled in; making movies, writing books, creating comics, designing games, dominating at tekken, cooking, producing orgasms on request by only looking in your eyes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, lifting heavy equipment, never failing in being fashionably late for mostly everything, talking shit, making portraits, spelling, slaying dragons, problem solving, horse riding (not limited to horses, other animals vary), speaking every language (including wild animal), saving mordor, punching frodo in the face (as he is a little pussy shit mother effer), teaching tony stark to be tony stark, molecular biology, quantum physics, microscopic chemistry, drinking large amounts of alcohol, assisting in assassinations with ezio and the gang, turning devil forms (just like kazuya and jin), ninjitsu trained in the village hidden in the leaves with our zanpaktos.

These two god-like men are not normal men. They are from the planet vegeta with the ability to go super saiyan and sage mode whilst being in the form of a hollified nine tailed fox.

If interested email this user, or pray to them as they will hear you.

Don't be afraid to create a religion with these two as your gods. '' Thank you.

Jennifer Aniston is hot.