User:Liamslarke18/sandbox

Liam Slarke was born in 13th of December 100 B.C in the stable of Bethlehem. He was born in to the Christ family, but later changed his name at just the age of two because he simply and I quote 'cause I can'. His mother, Mary was against this change and began to beat him with shovels. Joseph, his supposed father also joined in occasionally.

After 3 years after the birth, Joseph realized that Liam began to develop a chin strap and doubted Liam was his son. He applied for Jerry Springer - Bethlehem. The couple and Liam all made a guest appearance on the show in the late 100's where DNA results showed that Joseph was NOT Liam's biological father. At his anger, he hit Jerry Springer causing a massive brawl in the studio where it was later broken up by Liam himself. Once all had calmed down, his mother Mary admitted to the affair with God as they had slept together a year or so ago when she was off her nut on crack and God had busted all kinds of nuts inside her for several hours.

After the divorce and so on, Liam later left the household to join the Taliban and I quote 'to wreck shit up in da hood'. He became a person of great power within the organisation and people lay before him...

For more information on Liam Slarke, please visit his website http://adamjwjones.wix.com/liamslarke where all the information was found