User:Libberton

Kyle Buschwood Libberton was born on January 18th, 1987. This was only the beginning of a long fruitful life that would bare many books and beards to come. His birth was cited and reported for being extremely bizarre and out of the ordinary, Kyle Libberton is one of few great men that were born in the back of a checkered taxi cab on a cold winter. Reporters and journalists criticized his mother, Doris Libberton, for not providing proper medical care at the time of birth. Doris LIbberton stated, "It was completely out of my control, I would have gone straight to the E.R. if I had had any signs or increasingly spaced contractions prior to his birth. He was ready to go and there was nothing that could stop him. It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life but I was quickly relieved after he was ejected violently and said "Lets get crackin'". There was also much speculation on his ability to speak fluent english ten seconds after his birth and his inability to speak after the ambilical was cut with a pair of sowing scissors provided by Aleksander Kozmilihayetsky, the russian cab driver present during the widely reported birth of Libberton.