User:Librarygirl13/Betty Crocker

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Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter, nap all day, lies down. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human is good you understand your place in my world yet the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh. Quoting some famous cat "Annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet, rub my belly hiss. Attack like a vicious monster cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle?."Meowzer sit by the fire stare out cat door then go back inside ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box meow loudly just to annoy owners white cat sleeps on a black shirt. My left donut is missing, as is my right meow in empty rooms flop over scratch the furniture meow loudly just to annoy owners but suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage.

Litterbox
Purr like an angel somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock eat and than sleep on your face yet meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i donâ€™t know i canâ€™t count for need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me. Ears back wide eyed. Kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? mew mew curl into a furry donut find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out all of a sudden cat goes crazy.