User:Lick-my-ankles

Lick-my-ankles is only a slang expression used to convey an attitude of sarcasm, and not intended as a political or obscene statement!
Part time student, part time rabble-rouser, full time lover (not a fighter); I enjoy full contact scrabble, kareoke that features lots of Michael Jackson tunes, and winning at everything.

A few of my notable accomplishments:

 * 3 time Oscar Award Winner
 * Emmy Award Nominee
 * 2 time Tony award attendee
 * A Pulitzer Prize or two
 * A Peabody award (or was it a Polk award?)
 * Elected President Of Venezuela
 * Nominated for Pope
 * Astronaut with 3 Space shuttle missions and 1 moon walk
 * and some Top Secret stuff I can't tell you or I'd have to kill you

Now leave me a note telling me how much you love my user page or I'll have to stalk your girlfriend.