User:Lickingmeowssince04/sandbox

On the date of March 12, 1991 a great man was born. His name was not Josh Brown though. Josh "Meow-licker Brown" Brown was born in Brockton Montana on March 12, 1990. From birth his parents knew that he was destined for greatness they were just unsure just what that would entail. Upon his arrival in Wisconsin Josh Brown met a very close friend of his named Eric MacAskill this was the man who would introduce him to the art of licking meows. It took many years to hone his skills but finally Josh Brown was able to compete on the pro circuit in 2004. In his first year he was very nervous and did not show his true potential and would come up with a top twenty finish in the Midwest region. 2004 was the last year that they held such an event do to the lack of funding of sponsors. But this did not stop Josh Brown from continuing his training. Finally in 2012 MLC (Meow-Licking Coalition) announced that they would be holding the competition once again due to a huge donation from the Ben Hoof foundation. Josh Brown new this would be his year to win. He cruised through the Midwest region and was on his way to nationals without dropping a single meow. At the nationals, held in Blacksburg, Va, Brown was accused of doping but tested negative for any foreign substances and all accusations were dropped. After this Brown furious of from all of this had his mind on only one thing, becoming the greatest meow licker of all-time. Through nationals and he was completely unstoppable and made his way to the world championships in New Delhi, India. He easily made it to the finals crushing all that came before him until he met his greatest adversary of all Matthew "downtown" Hartje. These two had a very rough history licking many of meow in the rugged suburbs or Reedsburg. Brown knew this would be his toughest matchup of his life but this did not discourage him. After many of hours of back and forth meow licking Brown came out victorious. After 20+ years of meow licking his dreams had finally come true and he could live a happy life from his winnings of a bag of Tropical Skittles and a one night stay at The Super 8 Motel.