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Yoda: Allow this apoinment lightly, the council does not. Disturbing, is this move by Chancilor Palpatine.

Anikin Skywalker: I understand.

Mace Windu: You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.

Anikin Skywalker: What?

Mace: WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?

Anikin: What?

Mace: WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT? Anikin: What?

Mace: ENGLISH MOTHER****ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Anikin: What?

Mace: SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY, WHAT, AGAIN! I DARE YA! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER****ER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME! What's the matter? Oh, you were finnished! Oh well allow me to retort. Take a seat, young Skywalker!

Anikin: Forgive me master.

Palpatine: Master Windu! I'll take it general Grevis has been destroyed then? I must say you're here sooner than expected.

Mace: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, SHUT, THE ****, UP!

Palpatine: Are you threatning me master Jedi?

Mace: The senate will decide you fate.

Palpatine: I AM, a senate!

Mace: Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother****er mother****er!

Palpatine: It's, treason, then.

Mace: This is a ****ed up Republic! Enough is ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****ING SITH, ON THIS MOTHER****ING SENATE!

Anikin: He must stand trial!

Mace: He has control of the Senate AND the court! He's to dangerous to be left alive!

Anikin: It's not the Jedi way!

Mace: YES HE DESERVES TO DIE, AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!

(Anikin cuts off Mace's hand)

Mace: WHY THE **** YOU DO THAT?!