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Mac HOTFIX
The Mac hotfix involves taking revenge upon the malfunctioning Crapple product by defecating on the keyboard and closing the laptop. This Hotfix is effective for all models of mAC laptops but remains ineffective on (usually) malfunctioning iMacs. A work around for all in one machines is currently under development by the secret squirrel team and is rumored to involve a hammer and at times a rental wood chipper.