User:Lil Calpol

Introduction

Lil Calpol started his career on soundcloud in 1842, and is credited in being the first artist to obtain 27 Grammy Awards (at once). People see Lil Calpol as someone without a furthered education, but in fact, he has a doctorate in Law and Star Wars (only the original trilogy).

Early Life

Lil Calpol originated from the "ends" (Pillgwenlly, Newport) Aged only 2, he became a triple platinum award winner on his hit single, "Gangnam Style", this single was an innovation in the music industry and brought Lil Calpol into fame! Ever since that moment, he has created non-stop bangers. Aged 4, he assisted Tupac Shakur in creating his first hit single, "Brenda's Got a Baby" This hit tied in with Lil Calpol's thriving music career really boosted Tupac Shakur's career and made him world renowned, unfortunately, he was taken from us due to a drive-by shooting, but some say Lil Calpol did the murder to cover up the fact he robbed a corner shop for a few Fredo's and an LSV. Aged 7, he joined the US Marines under the alias of "Chris Kyle", through his career he was credited as the best sniper in military history, with a recorded, 1842 confirmed kills. After being discharged from the military, the skills he possessed caught the attention of the CIA, which were scared of his capabilities, but due to their lack of trust and judgement, Lil Calpol assassinated the current president, John F Kennedy, it has been recorded that he assassinated JFK with his well known technique, the 720 No-Scope. Aged 8, Lil Calpol was already known for his exceptional capabilities in arithmetic, English studies and electronics. But after a few months of drafting, he created some astonishing works of art, one of which he famously called, 'The Mona Lisa' he then sold this artwork for the estimated price of £823 million in auction and its currently housed in the louvre. Aged 9, he sought out the help of the infamous hacking group known as 'Anonymous' They worked together to hack Sony due to his KDR on call of duty Modern Warfare 2 going down to 1.44 instead of the 1.45 he had. The result of this collaboration was that Sony's Playstation network was offline for around a month, this results in large losses in the company and resulted in Lil Calpol being the first single figured aged self-made billionaire, his first purchase was actually 173,294 Mars bars of which he gave to poor children (laced with cyanide of course).