User:Lilbacon3

Original AOL screenname, AOL email address, and common alias used by C.M.B. Though once incorrectly thought to be a sexual innuendo by C.M.B.'s father, the username was derived from C.M.B. being 'lil' as compared to other boys his age, bacon being his favorite food, and '3' being his favorite number--often being chosen as the number for his softball and baseball uniforms.

World domination may someday lie in the hands of lilbacon3. Fear not. For he is kind.