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The life of Lily Varley - An icon, a legend, a guru


After winning the Nobel prize 4 years consecutively in a row, she became the highest paid super marmalade eater on the West-Coast. In her acceptance speeches, she made a mention to her dog's, second cousin's, Aunt's receptionist: Charlotte Frogletta Manning.

Brought up in Carlisle, but she was raised the royal Navy, by two vampire hunters, Edwin and Kelvin. If she could fix a screw she could fix a fighter jet. If she could fix a pen she could fix une voiture. Athe bad guy duh and to quote Homer DOH. But let's carry on... SPIN THE WHEEL!

Back to her dear aquaintance Charl forgniche mangang, she was a saint to all by donating all of her doors in her house to the needy doorless community. Again raised by wolves yet she fearlessly combatted against an entire elven army who's sole purpose was to destroy her reputation amongst those who tolerate her.

She was believed to be a myth yet after multiple sightings of her swimming in the mudbaths of the Sahara desert, people no longer believed she was running for the presidency of the United States Knitting comity. A disappointment to all of those who funded her with $78.9 bn.

Childhood of the God herself - charl gurl
fter all, she was just a material gworl. Inspiration to all however received a total of 65 assination attempts, all of which she dodged by hiding behind the doors that Charl donated.

It was the year 2000, she would would drive 500 miles just to see the baked beans placed upon the heath where we three shall meet Maccharl <3. Because after all we're all in this together and we've got to get your get your get your head in the game *Troy bolton - a lad to be remembered. #check out disappointment island for a trivago experience like no other.

For those who aren't aware, ÇĥåŗŁ wans't


 * Won the spelling comp.
 * Won the superbowl
 * Ate grass (by accident)
 * Ate cat food (not by accident)
 * Learned about the ways of life by taking a 14 year gap year - she's 87, joking 86

''' Not everyone is born to be loved, Lily wasn't either. '''


 * 1) She took everyday 6 days at a time and tried to send hate mail to every teacher AT LEAST twice an hour.
 * 2) It was a genius move on her behalf as now she is sentencing them all to a lifetime in prison since she is a lawyer (one of her 8092 jobs)

A love story so tragic yet such a crime - a serious crime that should've resulted in decades in prison yet she's famous so let's be honest, who really takes a notice.

Some people think Billie Jean wasn't her lover but that's a lie she's such a smooth criminal it's bad. He was fit, she was single. Let's make things happen. To cut things short, he had a 7 foot frame, rats along his back but we don't talk about bruno, no, no. After talking with him on tinder for all of the long endless 3 days, they got engaged at the mcdonalds drive through when he sang a parody to 'The real slim shady' stating:

May i have yo' finger please

May i have yo' finger please

Will the real slim wifey please stand up

I repeat will the real slim wifey please stand up

We're gonna have a wedding here

y'all act like you never seen a lilinator before

Jaws all on the fries like Jack and Jill just rolled through the door

And started proposing to her like i'd not done before

Again a beautiful testimony to their love....divorced 2 days later when 7 foot idiot who shan't be named rammed into her house with a 4 by 4 and died in the process leaving her with no windows and 7.8 million in insurance claims.

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