User:Lilwiki123/Noel "Big Money" Alvarino

Noel Alvarino is one of the sexiest men alive. He was born on october, 5, 1333 b.c, but he was frozen as a baby and buried in what is now Helena, Montana. He was discovered in 1982 after cole miners found him. He was still a newborn. He was adopted to African-American parents. (He is Caucasian). At age 5, he began acting and then almost instantly he won every acting award possible. After he stopped acting, at age 7, He switched to music. He did R&B, Hip hop, rock 'n' roll and christian choir. Again, almost instantly he won every award for music. At age 11, he teamed up with Evan Hats. They performed the most amazing song ever, so good that we can't show you. They stayed together for 5 years of fame and glory. The group called themselves "Lil' KOOLKIDS" and stayed humble throughthe fame and glory, but in 1999, the two had an argument about who spilled some Hawaiian Punch and went their separate ways. Noel was the athelete of the world and decided to go pro in every sport ever and won MVP in each one. While playing tennis, he met a man named Ramel Jaxon, and the two became world duo tennis champions and they made it to the hall of fame of tennis. At age 24, Noel joined special ops and single handedly took down the terrorist groups of the middle east and was givean a nobel peace prize and a medal of honor. But during a training mission when he was training new recruits, he was shot four times in the back on accident. He was paralyzed. He went do a hospital in Denver, where time after time after time, he was told he was never gonna walk again. On April 17th of 2008, on national television, he stood out of his wheelchair, ran at an amazing 70 mph, and jumped from Denver to Paris, France. He said "The paralysis made me stronger" and he became the first ever city jumper (A sport where you jump from city to city). At age 27,he jumped from Earth to Pluto. He lived on Pluto until he was 31. Many believed that he had either not made the jump or died on Pluto. But they were proven wrong when he came back to Earth to mary his sweetheart, Lulu Cazilli, a Hawaiian native. At age 35 he became a college professor at UCLA, where he figured out the ultimate math problem. MC47+Gerth-Bacon= Life cubed. He teached until age 43, when he became an archeologist. He discovered the lost city of Atlantis, where he, his wife and 4 children, and 100 other volunteers, rebuilt it and lived there until the city was back to its former glory. He remained mayor of the city unitl age 50, where he moved to New Orleans and became the head coach of every pro or semi-pro sports team and each year in each sport, went undefeated and won the championship. He retired at age 61 after a heart attack, which he barely survived. 72, he and his wife divorced and he lived the rest of his life in sadness. At age 81, he stood a top of the empire state building and yelled " I'm too perfect for this world " and jumped. Unfortunately for him, he survived. But he crushed every bone in his body. Eventually, he stopped breathing and died. At Alvarinos funeral, everybody in the world attended.