User:LimeRoos/Peter Kleczynski

1988 was a fantastic year, thanks to Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" Album as well as the birth of Peter Kleczynski. Peter Kleczynski was born in Milwauke, Oregon, to humble origins. His father was an accountant, and his mother an architect by learning and an artist by trade. They would soon move to Portage, MI, where our hero's mother dressed him as a conductor for the long train ride across the nation, where he would not see the moose that awoke his older sister.

Peter Kleczynski attended school as did any other typical American child. In his senior year, due to a strange combination of work outs, his fifth ab would develop, much to the confusion of his loved ones and peers. Also his mother would sign the waiver for his tattoo, because he was only 17 at the time. She was thinking about getting one herself, but wasn't sure if she could handle the needles, so she wanted to see someone else get one first. Peter Kleczynski offered himself willingly for this test subject, though his mother would not follow suit.

Later attending Hope College, where Peter Kleczynski pursues philosophy and english in hopes of some epiphany of cataclysmic proportion that might propel him into the world of literature with some sense of autonomy, rather than marrying rich so that he might pursue his dreams.

He has a cool Asian friend who also attends Hope College.