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Milo-chromicaldynamics
"Many quantum field theories for the inactivity of Milo Nguyen's prefrontal cortex have been developed. Perhaps the most convincing theory, called quantum Milo-chromicaldynamics, could explain the abysmal levels of brain activity. This theory states that because of the unpredictable fluctuations in the 4.3123e+10th field the interactions of subnuclear particles such as quarks and Milo-phyl will result in the spontaneous under perfect vacuum conditions release of highly radioactive electromagnetic energy creating a extremely destructive electromagnetic field and defying the law of conservation of energy. The Milo-chromicaldynamics theory was published which proposed to unify Lindemann and Born theory, in their quantised forms, into a single quantum field theory (known as profound mental retardation theory), by the physicists Abdus Salam, Sheldon Glashow and Steven Weinberg. These three men shared the Nobel Prize in Physics in 2008 for this work."