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Lion Van Avocado

Early Life Lion Van Avocado was born in Toluca de Lerdo, Mexico. His mother died to avocado poisoning when Avocado was 2 year old, and his father left the family to pursue a career in lion taming. Lion Van Avocado grew up with his grandmother and discoverd his passion for cooking. However, when attempting to create his own avocado recipie, he failed to add enough salt in the meal and was shunned from society. Seeking refuge, Lion Van Avocado fled on a cruise ship, the S.S. Guacamole, to Kenya, where he set out to find his long-lost father, James Von Avocado. While on his quest for his father, Lion Van Avocado met a pride of lions who took him in and raised him until he was 18 years old. However, poachers attacked Lion Van Avocado and his pride of lions. Barely escaping with his life, Lion Van Avocado managed to rescue a lion cub, who he later named Avocado, and they both fled to Paris, where Lion Van Avocado began his career as a world famous chef.