User:Lion catching

Bold text The best way to catch a lion is to walk slowly up to it and say, "Here are some doggy treats" to him. Next, if he likes the doggy treats, he will start to lick your hand. If he doesn't like you, he'll probably eat you but who REALLY cares? Seriously. So once he starts to like you you can name him. Probably something like Ivan or Ricardo. . . or Salsa. . . mmmmmmmmmm salsa. If Ivan, Ricardo or salsa likes you, you can bring him home. To get through airport security, you can put him in your suitcase. Then, you can have a pet lion!