User:Liquidcøøl

Liquidcøøl... a name that has shocked the leading experts of cool (Including the Fonz). How is it possible for a name to be that cool? some scientists belive that its 'Liquidcøøl' because the coolness of the name froze and then became so cold that the frozen cool melted and became a Liquid, thus creating the sheer might of Liquidcøøl.

Of course there has been much speculation as to how the being behind the name can withstand such power (Liquid power) that he (or she, although that would be stupid if it where a she, as she would obviously be called Liquidcøølet) even egisists... but he does because how else would he be writing this 'ey? yeh bet you didn't think about that, probably thought that he would make one of his folowers (which are like all the numbers X's infinity then X's the coolness of his name... yeh that much) but no, Liquidcøøl is a great guy and likes to give his folowers a break now and then, if they want to... because most of the time they can't stand to be out of his sight... which can get quite uncomforting at times... Very uncomforting... I mean hes a human being just like the rest of us, don't get me wrong, hes way, way better/attractiver/smarterer/cooler than the rest of us combined... well you get the gist.

But sadly there are those that deny Liquidcøøl (audience: shocked, like that of the so called 'HIS ROYAL MADJESTY GARSIDE' )who's realy just thegarside, a low life crim' who was born in a hole full of 'wandering mogolian imigrants' (dont belive me? search thegarside under users... and you thought I was sad writing about this ey?) and 'rofl spider'.... who isnt even a spider (yeah and yet that's what he wants to be called).