User:LisaGuidarini/Lisa Guidarini

Lisa Guidarini was born on March 28, 1966 in Asscrack, Mississippi. The youngest of three children, Lisa was frankly the brightest bulb in the package. Her extended family is largely inbred.

Graduating with honors from Dominican University in 1988, Lisa majored in English literature. Among her many awards and accolades includes membership in the Theotekeon - or something like that - the award for academic excellence conferred on the most beautiful, poised and brilliant women to pass through the doors of the university. She also received the Lambda Iota Tau - the national English literature honor society. And, frankly, she could have gotten the honor society award in Political Science, had she taken one more doggone course.

A blogger and columnist in various and sundry venues, Lisa is quite possibly one of the most coherent writers ever to put fingers to keyboard. It has been said of her, "She uses one of the most readable typefaces I've ever seen." - W. Shakespeare.

Sought after in several venues, Lisa is most often to be found hiding beneath her blankets, mewling piteously.

She has been mentioned in the New York Times as being a blogger of extraordinary and real talent (no, really!), as well as in the local Chicago suburban paper The Northwest Herald. Her blog address is: http://bluestalking.typepad.com

In December of this year Lisa will receive her Master's Degree in Library and Information Studies from the University of Wisconsin at Madison, an institution known for both its extremely liberal attitude and other cool stuff.

At the age of 18, Lisa thought seriously about climbing Mt. Everest, but quickly decided that was among the most stupid ideas she'd ever had.